Reasons for this? People are pervs! They drove me to it! I was getting a lot of visitors from other countries on my blog, and you would not believe this kind of stuff they were searching for. Or would you? Things like:
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It just went on and on! My own personal favourite:
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Seriously, people. Why?!!! It would start to creep me out even more when I realised that people were hoping to see me engaged in carnal acts, but they'd end up on a blog about cupcakes and babies.
My apologies for what I imagine are some very stalwart people from Surrey, England who were searching for "charming Canadian rural scene". I didn't mean to frighten you with my vulgarity, slightly inappropriate stories about my dad, or talking about my emo feelings.
I try to keep this blog slightly less... racy? If you want my crass language and inappropriate jokes about dick, please feel free to visit my other blog where we talk smack all the time and boss people around, located here. I warn you, if we are related, if I have to see you on a daily basis, DO NOT click. You won't be able to look me in the eye; but you're not going to find anything like that here. Oh no. I've become respectable all of a sudden. Mmhm.
The Backwoods Betty? Yeah, she's all sunshine and puppies. Stay tuned.